Lets get a few things straight

There are a few things you won't find here: You won't find pictures of me. You won't find any attempt to get you to sign up to anything.
I don't want your credit card, no I won't appear on webcam, nor do I want you to sign up to anything. Got it?
Do I have your attention?

Since I’m feeling too lazy to write a real post, laugh at this:

And people wonder why I don’t date.

Sulkygirl recently posted about how “All men I chatted with online .. without an exception.. could give me the measurement of their penis.”, the comments of which naturally turned into a discussion of penis size.  I’ve been meaning to throw together my own thoughts if for no reason other then to have somewhere to point [...]

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