Since I’m feeling too lazy to write a real post, laugh at this: And people wonder why I don’t date.
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Jul 242008
Johnny asks grandpa: “Do you still have sex with granny?” Grandpa says: “Yes, but only oral.” Johnny asks: “What is oral?” Grandpa says: “I say fuck you, she says fuck you, too.”
Jul 172008
Okay, this is a Craigslist beauty You came up to me in Starbucks and in the sweetest voice explained that my balls were visible and suggested I may be more cautious. After you walked away, I realized that you must have been trying to introduce yourself. If you’d like to see me or my beautiful […]
Jul 052008
A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm. “Sure!” she says, “He’s at home taking care of the kids […]