Since I’m feeling too lazy to write a real post, laugh at this:

And people wonder why I don’t date.

Johnny asks grandpa: “Do you still have sex with granny?”
Grandpa says: “Yes, but only oral.”
Johnny asks: “What is oral?”
Grandpa says: “I say fuck you, she says fuck you, too.”

Okay, this is a Craigslist beauty
You came up to me in Starbucks and in the sweetest voice explained that my balls were visible and suggested I may be more cautious. After you walked away, I realized that you must have been trying to introduce yourself. If you’d like to see me or my beautiful balls [...]

A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.
“Sure!” she says, “He’s at home taking care of the kids …”

Booty: The difference in getting an A or just barely passing…