Jul 172008
 

Okay, this is a Craigslist beauty You came up to me in Starbucks and in the sweetest voice explained that my balls were visible and suggested I may be more cautious. After you walked away, I realized that you must have been trying to introduce yourself. If you’d like to see me or my beautiful […]

Jul 112008
 

So every year early in July in Calgary we have something called the Calgary Stampede. Starting with a parade that 350,000 (yes, that’s one third of all of Calgary) shows up downtown to watch. Yeah, that’s great for traffic. Next, for the duration of the 10 day rodeo, there are over a million admissions into […]

Jul 052008
 

A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm. “Sure!” she says, “He’s at home taking care of the kids […]